Naturally, people are looking for creative ways to increase their heat bill over the winter. There are so many ways to increase your heating bill it's hard to whittle them down to just a few.
Nonetheless, here are a few ways you can increase your heating bill when the snow start to fly
- Never wear clothes at home, take them off when you walk in the door
- Start smoking cigarettes, it will decrease your circulation and make you feel colder.
- Convert your home heating system to run only on high octane AVGAS, JET-B helicopter fuel will do in a pinch
- Cook thanksgiving dinner for three months straight.
- Buy a large deep freeze, fill it with four liter jugs of water. Once frozen, take them out and spread them around the house, then turn up your heat. Don't forget to leave your deep freeze open while the water melts, that way it's easier to put the jugs back in when they thaw!
- Convert your toilet to run on hot water.
- Convert your hot water to run on hotter water.
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